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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - VII

Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
A: They lie still.
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Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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