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Jai Ganesh

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Lawer Jokes - IX

Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.
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Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
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Q: What is a criminal lawyer?
A: Redundant.
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