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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - XI

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?
A: Now she’s a loan shark.
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Q: Where do vampires learn to drag blood?
A: Law school.
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