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#1 2025-04-05 16:59:48

Jai Ganesh
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Clock Jokes - III

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A:  A lunartick.
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Q: What do you give a bad watch repairman?
A: A time out.
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Are you a clock?
Cause you're ticking me off.
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I was going to do a joke about watches and clocks , but I have not got the time.
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