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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Accountant Jokes - III

Q: What's an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
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Q What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?
A: Popular.
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Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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Q: What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
A: Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Q: What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
A: It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
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