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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Alien Jokes - III

Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship?
A: Never mind its over your head.
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Q:: What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
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Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes.
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Q: What do aliens like to read?
A:  Comet books!
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