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1. Why don’t Martians throw big parties?
Because they planet too far in advance!
2. What did Mars say to Saturn?
“Give me a ring sometime!”
3. Why did the rover break up with Mars?
Because it needed space.
4. What do Martians use to keep their pants up?
Asteroid belts.
5. Why did Mars get a job at the bakery?
It was great at making craters!
6. What’s a Martian’s favorite type of music?
Heavy meteor!
7. How do Martians throw a great party?
They make sure it’s out of this world!
8. Why don’t Martians use social media?
Because they’re afraid of Earth-ing their secrets!
I know my value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.
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