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#1 2025-05-31 18:30:05
- Jai Ganesh
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Computer Jokes - IX
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
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Q: How do trees get into a computer?
A: They log in!
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Q: What's the difference between an Linux and a virus?
A: A virus does something.
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Q: How do you know you are using Linux?
A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!
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Q: Why did the PowerPoint maker cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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