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- Jai Ganesh
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Dancer Jokes - I
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
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Q: What do cars do at the disco?
A: Brake dance
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Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music.
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Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
A: He had no body to dance with!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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