Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 51,256

Diet Jokes - II

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
* * *
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand.
* * *
Doctor, I think I'm Bipolar!
(Why's That?)
Because I hate to get fat but I love to eat.
* * *
Q: Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?
A: So they could watch what they eat!
* * *
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.