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#1 2025-07-21 14:07:20

Jai Ganesh
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Diet Jokes - III

Q: What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
A: A balanced meal.
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Q: Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
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Q: How do most people curb their appetite?
A: At the drive through window.
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Q: What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
A Spoon.
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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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