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#1 2025-07-25 13:48:46
- Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - IV
Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
Answer: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).
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Q: Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
A: Yes, he's a rabid fan.
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Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
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Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
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Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
A: Marmalade!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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