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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Devantè

Real Member

Registered: 2006-07-14

Posts: 6,400

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Conclusion: The Boss will always think he has higher authority over your personal life. Well, not always...

This would be good for National Poetry Day - Which was last week.

Ricky

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Registered: 2005-12-04

Posts: 3,791

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Really Devante?  My conclusion would be to get a new job...

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"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

Devantè

Real Member

Registered: 2006-07-14

Posts: 6,400

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Well, that too.