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#1 2025-08-14 13:53:33
- Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - IX
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!
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I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day.
He was out standing in his field.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wheel barrow.
Wheel barrow who?
Wheel barrow one pair of gloves please.
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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn't chicken!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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