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Jai Ganesh

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Landlord Jokes - II

Q: What do you have when 100 mortgage brokers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What is a landlord's favorite game to play?
A: Monopoly.
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Q: What did the apartment say to the landlord?
A: Please Re-Lease Me.
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Q: What's a landlord?
A: A real estate agent without the sense of humour.
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