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Jai Ganesh

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Lawyer Jokes - II

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: At the city morgue.
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Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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