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Jai Ganesh

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Lawyer Jokes - VIII

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 30?
A: A lawyer.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 80?
A: Your honor.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
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Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.
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Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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