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#1 2025-09-02 20:29:49
- Jai Ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - IX
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
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Q: What is a criminal lawyer?
A: Redundant.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?
A: Even a vulture has taste.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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