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#1 2005-05-06 19:23:28
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Great Truths that Children Have Learned
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
* When your Mother is angry with your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#2 2005-05-07 20:13:44
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
I don't really get the last one.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#3 2005-05-08 08:06:51
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
Try it and you will realise.
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man 
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#4 2005-05-08 10:24:53
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
Yes, please, DO try ... and tell us the results. Think of it as an experiment.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#5 2005-05-09 03:08:26
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
Oh, I see!
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#6 2005-05-09 03:55:02
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
now you get it
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#7 2005-05-09 04:53:09
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
I get jokes 
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#8 2005-05-09 07:54:19
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How did I know that you'd say that?
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#9 2005-05-09 07:56:27
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
because i do get jokes, its only logical
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#10 2005-05-10 08:53:31
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ye...foo'
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#11 2005-05-10 09:06:31
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
Those freakin' cats just won't be baptised!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#12 2005-05-10 09:10:30
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that's because they are the sapwn of Satan
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#13 2005-05-10 09:11:24
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Yes. Those evil cats. I'll bite them in the Lord's name!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#14 2005-05-10 09:23:19
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my cat would kik ur math. she has no tail...was hit by a car
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#15 2008-01-07 12:03:56
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
so sad for your cat and MathisFun you said test ok i will but i have no 3yearold brother just a 6 year old bro
(im an ALIEN 
) im kool 
(WHAT 
You cant steal my fridge!)]
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#16 2008-01-18 02:32:22
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Yea.... i get it now
(im an ALIEN ) im kool (WHAT You cant steal my fridge!)]
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#17 2008-05-02 07:09:05
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Re: Great Truths that Children Have Learned
cats r nice
shimmy shimmy coconut shimmy shimmy nut
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