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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Love Jokes - I

Q: What's the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer."
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What's the definition of a happy marriage?
One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
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Q: What's the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
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Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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