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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Love Jokes - III

Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
By getting Married!
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Q: What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?
A: It was love at first bite!
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Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love doesn't last forever.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.