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warning:This is a joke that you need to understand both Chinese and English.
A:I can't fall asleep.
B:I know what to do.Just tear of your lip.
A:Why?
B:Because 撕lip.
P.S. 撕means tear of,and.it read like"si"
我死故我在。 I die,therefore I am.
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