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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Marriage Jokes - IV

Q: What's the difference between marriage and a Journey song?
A: A Journey song has a climax.
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Q: What's the difference between the Bride and Groom?
A: In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!
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Q: Marriage is what kind of sport?
A: One where the trapped animal has to buy the license!
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Q: What kind of process is Marriage?
A: A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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The boss says to his worker: "Marcus, I know that your salary is not enough to get married ... but you must believe me that one day you will thank me."
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