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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes - III

Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings?
A: He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.
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Q: What did the artist say to the rival?
A: I Challenge you a doodle!
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Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?
A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?
A: A paw-trait.
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Q: Did you hear about the new person paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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