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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes - IV

Q: Did you hear about the painters messy house?
A: It was "a work-in-progress.....".
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Q. Which painting is never happy?
A. The Moaning Lisa.
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Q: What does a pirate steal in his spare time?
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Q: Why can't Frank Gore get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an endzone on it.
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Q: What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits?
A: "Monet for Nothing".
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