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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes - V

Q: What is the theme song to the film Louvre Actually?
A: Celine Dions "My art will go on".
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: Why was the painting arrested?
A: Because it was framed.
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Q: Why do artistic wives love football season?
A: Because their husbands sit on the sofa long enough for them to be sketched.
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Q: What is the definition of disgusting?
A: Seeing a painter bite his nails.
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