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Q: What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A: A pineapple.
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Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
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Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A: Keeps everyone away.
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Q: Where do bugs go to watch the big game?
A: Apple-Bees.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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