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Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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Apple Jokes - III

I made an account just to tell this joke.
Aren't you going to give me an apple-ause?
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Q: What do you call an apple that's been around the world?
A: Johnny Appleseed.
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Q: What did the apple say to the almond?
A: You're Nuts!
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Q: What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one, then!
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Q: What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A: A bookworm !
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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