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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - VIII

Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I'm on a roll!
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Q: What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together?
A: A labor of loaf.
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Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Loaf makes the world go round.
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Two Biscuits walking across Union Street, One gets hit by a bus.
The other one says, Oh Crumbs!
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You know, when stuck in a jam, you're the bun I want to be with!
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