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Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
A: Cause he was stuffed.
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Q: When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away?
A: Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
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Q: Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because his wife told him to ice it!
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Q: What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
A: Megadeth by Chocolate.
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Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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