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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Jokes - VII

Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton.
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Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian.
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Q: What's the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm.
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Q: Why does cheese look normal?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
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Q: What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I've felt grater.
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