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Jai Ganesh

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Come Jokes - X

Come Jokes - X

1. The American People will come first once again. My plan will begin with safety at home - which means safe neighborhoods, secure borders, and protection from terrorism. There can be no prosperity without law and order. - Donald Trump

2. I don't give up. I'm a plodder. People come and go, but I stay the course. - Kevin Costner

3. I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will. - Clint Eastwood

4. If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are. - Oprah Winfrey

5. Change is never easy, and it often creates discord, but when people come together for the good of humanity and the Earth, we can accomplish great things. - David Suzuki

6. There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. - Robert Louis Stevenson

7. I would like to tell the young men and women before me not to lose hope and courage. Success can only come to you by courageous devotion to the task lying in front of you. - C. V. Raman

8. I'm most comfortable with the Southern dialects, really. It's easy, for example, for me to do Irish because we've got Irish heritage where I come from. - Brad Pitt.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.