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Q: Why did the ice cream truck break down?
A: Because of the Rocky Road.
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Q: How do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: In Sunday (Sundae) School.
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Q: What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert?
A: Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
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Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
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There are two types of people in this world: People who love ice cream and liars.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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