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- Jai Ganesh
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Junk Food Jokes - III
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
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Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A: When it feels crummy.
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Q: What does a gambling addict eat?
A: Poker chips and salsa.
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Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
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Q: What does an excited fat kid do in the junk food isle?
A: The Moon-Pies Walk.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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