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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Junk Food Jokes - V

Q: What's Tiger Woods favorite brand of potato chips?
A: Lays.
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Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost its filling.
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There are two types of people in this world: People who love pizza and liars.
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Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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What's the best part of Valentines Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Queso!
Queso who?
Queso mistaken identity.
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