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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Melon Jokes - I

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
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Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
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Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your Dyslexic.
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Q: What do you call a honeydew that is depressed?
A: Melon-choly.
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Q: Did you see the cantaloupe in a suit?
A: It looked like a melon bucks.
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