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Jai Ganesh

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Miscellaneous Food Jokes - IV

Q: What kind of witch crafts food?
A: A sand-witch.
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Q: How does butter play baseball?
A: It butters up.
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Q: Why do they call it Fast Food?
A: Because if you don't eat it really fast, you might actually taste it.
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Q: What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?
A: You get a volley of the Dills.
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