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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Orange Jokes - II

Q: What did the apple say to the orange?
A: Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
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Q: Why do the Tennessee Volunteers have orange jerseys?
A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
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Q: Where do plastic oranges live?
A: Orange County.
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Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: It wasn't peeling well.
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Q: What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas?
A: An orangutan.
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