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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

More clean jokes

1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.

2. In an Army canteen:
Captain to a soldier : Have you got change for $10?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Captain : Thats no way to talk to an officer.
I repeat the question. Have you got change for $10?
Soldier : No, Sir.

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Devantè

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Registered: 2006-07-14

Posts: 6,400

Re: More clean jokes

Nice jokes, Ganesh.

It's like buying a few sticks of gum for about 50p, and you give them about £20. It gets really bad once the cash register doesn't have any notes inside.

justlookingforthemoment

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Registered: 2005-05-26

Posts: 2,161

Re: More clean jokes

1. Teacher : Use analyze and Anatomy in a sentence of your own.
Student : My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! Bring back my Anna to me.

Teacher: Use 'influenza' in a sentence.
Student: I had a bird called Enza, and one day she flew away - but a week later, I opened the door and in flew Enza.

Devantè

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Registered: 2006-07-14

Posts: 6,400

Re: More clean jokes

My one (this is going to be a lame one )

Teacher: Use the word 'electron' in a sentence of your own.
Student: Huh? Who in the right mind would elect Ron to run for mayor?