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#1 2006-10-11 05:41:36
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funny riddles
Why did the tomato turned red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the math out of their dogs.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
What is the famous last words in surgery?
Ouch
What did yogurt say to milk?
What's up dood?
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Why Did The skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long?
A bananna peel
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequilla! (to kill her)
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
:):P:D:cool:
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#2 2006-10-11 06:19:17
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Re: funny riddles
Pretty funny, even though I've heard a bunch of them before. 
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#3 2006-10-11 06:33:03
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Re: funny riddles
yeah you did
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#4 2006-10-11 06:44:01
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Re: funny riddles
Incidentally, you have a censored word in your second joke.
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#5 2006-10-11 07:00:39
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ya well i didnt write the jokes...
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#6 2006-10-11 13:47:10
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Re: funny riddles
Hahaha Funny
Be Happy!
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#7 2006-10-12 02:54:25
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#8 2006-10-12 02:57:07
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Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the math out of their dogs.
How about - It scares the fecal matter out of dogs? I presume the joke was referring to that.
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#9 2006-10-12 03:13:21
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yeah maybe your right
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#10 2006-10-12 03:14:23
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Re: funny riddles
Since 'prac' is censored by the word filter used on the MathsIsFun forum - It can be a problem sometimes when posting important matters, etc.
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#11 2006-10-12 06:06:34
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Re: funny riddles
I find it unlikely that that word would ever be used in an important matter.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#12 2006-10-12 06:31:16
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Are you sure? I remember seeing some articles containing the word 'prac' to describe something. Often people use it as a way to express emotion.
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#13 2006-10-12 09:37:57
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Re: funny riddles
Emotion?
Prac!
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#14 2006-10-24 21:18:28
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I find it unlikely that that word would ever be used in an important matter.
Unlikely, yes, but not impossible.
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