Funny quotes

unique · 2006-10-11 05:44:04

"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said,
"How about Tuesday?"
-- Buddy Hackett

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it
doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-- Mickey Rooney

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
-- Mike Myers

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
-- Anonymous

"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How
about Tuesday?"
-- Buddy Hackett

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his
wife." - Groucho Marx.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get
my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter

Devantè · 2006-10-11 06:20:29

Pretty funny jokes.

Also, incidentally, did those people really say those things? It seems pretty doubtful that they did.

unique · 2006-10-11 06:34:03

i dont know maybe they did...
i found these jokes at this site :

http://www.desipoems.com/

WiZaRd · 2006-10-11 13:45:13

WoW

unique · 2006-10-12 02:55:27

yeah wow is the word

Devantè · 2006-10-12 02:58:36

Also, incidentally, there is a joke typed-up in your post twice.

justlookingforthemoment · 2006-10-12 09:35:24

Also, incidentally, you said 'Also, incidentally' in consecutive posts.

holla · 2006-10-13 05:23:35

ha! that's a good one...nice observation...

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