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Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

nice to meet ya

nice to meet ya

this ain't the way i write normally but i'll give it a try
i just discovered this site and it's great
don't get the impression that i'm a really cool guy
infact, i get called a geek and a nerd
i think the other kids are just jealous though i do admit that i am a bookworm
since term 4 last year, i have read over 120 books!
i think i will be able to make friends here

so, are ya going to give me a chance or wot?

ps. i am a maths genius

pps. and no! i don't wear glass

ppps. and i'm not a lamo at sports
infact, i'm the best soccer goalie in my school

pppps. i'm good at tennis and archery too!

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Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 1,594

Re: nice to meet ya

Welcome to the board, Vulcan!

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MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,713

Re: nice to meet ya

Welcome, Vulcan. It is not nerdish or geekish to be smart.

The truth is, we WANT to hear from you - we love interesting discussions. Just join in, and see what happens.

Got any puzzles or clean jokes to share?

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: nice to meet ya

why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side! (it's glass!)

Last edited by Vulcan (2005-04-26 16:11:10)

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,713

Re: nice to meet ya

OK, OK, we probably need a special forum for blonde jokes.

Maybe call it "hair-colour-challenged jokes" 

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Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: nice to meet ya

check this out then if you like that one

why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
because it was a dirty double-crosser

ps. how do you make those faces?

Last edited by Vulcan (2005-04-24 22:50:22)

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,713

Re: nice to meet ya

See under "Quick Post" there is a little link that says "Smilies" - that lists them.

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jam-pot

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Registered: 2005-04-20

Posts: 142

Re: nice to meet ya

yeah not bad jokes and you dont need to put the conclution *sorta thingy* in brackets because we can understand what you meen
and welcome

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Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

Posts: 1,012

Re: nice to meet ya

we're not as stuped as da blondes. in fact i tink there are no blondes her. i tink der r sum redheads but no blondes

Last edited by Mr T (2005-04-25 04:20:13)

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jam-pot

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Registered: 2005-04-20

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Re: nice to meet ya

ive got strawberry blonde hair but im not daft

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stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: nice to meet ya

u mean u've got ginger hair

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Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 1,594

Re: nice to meet ya

My brother is blond and he's in top set for everything.

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stewie

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Re: nice to meet ya

dats bcos all dumb blonde jokes are about women

blonde women = dumb
blond men = not necessarily dumb

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Roraborealis

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Re: nice to meet ya

Well, what if I told you that I know a girl who got level seven in everything it her SATs who was blonde?

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stewie

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Re: nice to meet ya

i got level 8 in maths in the SATs so she's dumb compared to me

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Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

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I highly doubt that.

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MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

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Re: nice to meet ya

That is really impressive, stewie. Perhaps YOU should be answering the "Help Me!" forum ...

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Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

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Re: nice to meet ya

Yes, why don't you?

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stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: nice to meet ya

i dunno, got enuf work alredy thanx

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Roraborealis

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Re: nice to meet ya

How come you mentioned earlier that you were in set 2 for maths?

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stewie

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Re: nice to meet ya

Hey! Set 2 is good!

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Roraborealis

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Re: nice to meet ya

Well, with genius level results in tests, and being in set 2, I'm naturally suspicious.

Last edited by Roraborealis (2005-05-10 05:41:22)

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stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

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Re: nice to meet ya

You spelt genius wrong, so don't get math.  It's hard to tell how smart someone on a forum is anyway.

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Roraborealis

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Re: nice to meet ya

Same goes to you.

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School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: nice to meet ya

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name