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Chelsea

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Heavens ugliest women

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

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MathsIsFun

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

LOL !

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coolcat23

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chelsea

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Could you please rate the joke from a scale on 1 to 10

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rida

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Could you please rate the joke from a scale on 1 to 10

I rate it :8.5

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Devantè

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

I rate it eleven.

coolcat23

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

72. Definetly 72.

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luca-deltodesco

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

i rate it

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Devantè

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

It isn't that good.

Jai Ganesh

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Chelsea,
I am too liberal. Take a rating of 9.0 from me

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Patrick

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Haha, very funny! 8.5 from me since I've heard better. It was definitely funny though

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Sudokuluvr

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Heh that was a good joke. I rate it 9.0...

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Chelsea

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Thanks

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Ninja 101

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

on a scale of 1 to funny how was it? hehe.

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arn

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

a 9+, definitely

jellyjumper

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

It isn't that good.

I agree with you .

Last edited by jellyjumper (2006-12-21 16:04:03)

hannahjerez1

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

i didn't find it that funny

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espeon

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o i get the joke! hahahahaaahahahah very funny well done i say 8.511111111111111111111119 lmao

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Devantè

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

It isn't that good.

I agree with you .

No, I mean as in when luca-deltodesco rated it ∞. Seems a bit much, right?

soha

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

good joke

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soha

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

rate:7.5

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power man

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

That is a good joke! :cool

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power man

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

I rate it eleven.

11 out of?

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Devantè

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

You really should read the other posts.

power man

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Re: Heavens ugliest women

Yes i should

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