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#1 2006-11-14 23:34:47
- mr. billings
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New Maths Joke! ! !
What did the maths teacher call his son and daughter?.........MATHew and SUMmer 
:):D:):D:)
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#2 2006-11-15 06:09:52
- Devantè
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
Matthew is more commonly spelled with a double-"t".
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#3 2006-11-16 10:23:14
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
:|:cool:
::mad:mathamania
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#4 2006-11-16 10:25:13
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
what do you call a teacher who writes with his right hand? Ms.RIGHT
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#5 2006-11-16 19:54:20
- WiZaRd
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
hehehe Funny
Be Happy!
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#6 2006-11-25 23:31:12
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
really funny.:lol: 
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#7 2006-11-25 23:37:10
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
What do you call someone who rides a screw?
A screwdriver.
Not funny, I know.
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#8 2006-11-26 03:13:24
- Ricky
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
What do you call someone who makes up corny jokes in his spare time?
A mathematician.
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
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#9 2006-11-26 05:20:46
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Re: New Maths Joke! ! !
W00t, I passed the test.
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