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#1 2006-11-26 21:59:09
- soha
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The bad and the worse news
The bad and the worse news
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.
Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" 
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#2 2006-11-27 04:56:03
- rida
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Re: The bad and the worse news
funny
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#3 2006-11-27 08:43:22
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Re: The bad and the worse news
Hehehehe...............
The world revolves around me. Deal with it. 
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#4 2006-11-27 10:02:51
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Re: The bad and the worse news
Heard this one before, but still OK, I guess.
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#5 2006-12-09 04:17:58
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Re: The bad and the worse news
ha is that so
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
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#6 2006-12-09 08:11:47
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Re: The bad and the worse news
Yes, that is so.
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