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#1 2006-11-26 21:56:31
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Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you
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#2 2006-11-27 05:56:11
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Re: Are you talking to me?
Was the witness deaf or just stupid?
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#3 2006-11-27 08:25:10
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Re: Are you talking to me?
The witness was so accustomed to corruption he thought someone was accusing the judge!
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#4 2006-11-27 10:03:51
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Re: Are you talking to me?
Or maybe, there's some sort of weird catch to the joke!
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#5 2006-12-07 20:24:38
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oh ha
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#6 2006-12-08 20:22:57
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Alo-ha.
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#7 2006-12-09 01:00:10
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Or maybe, there's some sort of weird catch to the joke!
what is meaning of weird
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#8 2006-12-09 01:34:11
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It's just another slang-type word for strange.
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#9 2006-12-09 04:10:20
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what a ajeeb word
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