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#1 2006-12-02 20:57:17
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he he he
Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"
Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the darn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"
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#2 2006-12-02 21:03:20
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lmao
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#3 2006-12-02 21:44:39
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A great joke
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#4 2006-12-03 00:12:02
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Re: he he he
This is similar to a humorous observation I read once.
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#5 2006-12-03 09:30:18
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This one is probably as old as the word "ticket", never the less it's an ok joke.
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#6 2006-12-07 16:55:10
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Re: he he he
Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the darn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"
So the guy tears apart his tickets when he trys to go see the movie why does he??
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#7 2006-12-07 19:59:33
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na blah
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#8 2006-12-07 20:30:04
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suha wrote:Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the darn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"
So the guy tears apart his tickets when he trys to go see the movie why does he??
Yeah some guy tore apart my ticket when I went to see a movie too 
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#9 2006-12-08 20:21:57
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Mine was lazy and didn't even rip it, just creased it. Now, I fancy seeing that movie again...
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#10 2006-12-10 04:59:56
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so good
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#11 2006-12-10 05:01:02
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lmao
whats this espeon
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#12 2006-12-10 05:34:24
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You figured out this math problem of yours, suha? The one in help me?
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#13 2006-12-10 06:16:59
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LMAO = Laugh My (behind) Off
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#14 2006-12-10 06:19:22
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We should word-censor LMAO to LMBO...
...just a thought
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#15 2006-12-20 15:05:36
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...a reali bad thawt LMAO!. . . .
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#16 2006-12-20 19:11:39
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Actually, a good idea. Too many people try to bypmath word censors.
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#17 2006-12-22 23:42:01
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Good joke
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#18 2006-12-24 01:58:54
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You figured out this math problem of yours, suha? The one in help me?
yeah yes
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