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#51 2005-05-01 01:33:33
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Re: The Fork!
Yes! That'll work.
A Jelly Baby from a bag would work too (but don't say that to insomnia, he'll go off again)
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#52 2005-05-01 05:18:06
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vulcan cannae call me a foo' and therefore shtup!!!! 
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man 
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#53 2005-05-02 22:20:41
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the ur mam jokes are old i was saying them about 3 years ago and they was better then than now
so shutup or packup
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#54 2005-05-03 04:42:50
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ur not the only one...and ur mam jokes neva get old 4 example "i have nothing bad to say about ur mam...her face says it all"
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#55 2005-05-03 18:25:10
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vulcan cannae call me a foo' and therefore shtup!!!!
oh im shutting up all right
all im doing is typing
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#56 2005-05-04 07:40:16
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ooo....... good come back
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#57 2005-05-06 01:56:33
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take that mr t 
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#58 2005-05-06 02:08:06
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Cease your incesive typing by disabling the digits using a mallet. After doing so, place the mallet on the floor with your broken fingers and get a fellow human to lift a computer tower or box up for you. Place your digits underneath and allow him to drop it. This words best with a box and an analogue monitor ontop.
Repeat as many times as necessary.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#59 2005-05-07 08:01:19
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wotever trevor
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#60 2005-05-10 09:36:17
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that's it SHUT UP!!!
the deed is done
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#61 2005-05-15 22:56:16
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<Zach>
Now, now children. Let's get along.
</Zach>
You've been Zach-a-nated
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#62 2005-05-18 01:17:33
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Wagadaboo wack wack!-donny from the rugrats go wild.
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#63 2005-05-19 00:50:37
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woof!
one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!
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#64 2005-05-30 23:55:46
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shut uppa your face
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#65 2012-02-18 09:27:05
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what does this have to do with puzzles???
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#66 2012-02-18 18:21:38
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Hi anonimnystefy;
They do appear to be out of line.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#67 2012-02-19 02:17:55
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very off-topicy.i wonder why stewie was never banned.he seems rude.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#68 2012-02-19 02:37:54
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Probably for a good reason. I knew those moderators pretty well, very superior people.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#69 2012-02-19 02:44:02
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well,yeah,but still.i think that kind of behavior is veeeeery much against the rules.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#70 2012-02-19 02:46:41
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It was a long, long time ago and obviously got missed by the moderators back then.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#71 2012-02-19 03:57:43
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well,the admin was there.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#72 2012-02-19 05:45:31
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Not for the later part of it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#73 2012-02-19 06:16:43
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but i think the posts up to #50 were enough to get him banned.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#74 2012-02-19 06:19:23
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Banning is a matter of personal opinion and how one views the rules and how you define rude. I do not tolerate rudeness towards other members but that is just me.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#75 2012-03-20 16:33:03
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Hi anonim,
After 7 years you dug this up! I see again you are a very thorough person...
I'm glad, because it started with a nice puzzle, which gave three solvers the chance to shine with ever-increasing degrees of brightness... Vulcan taking gold for the simplest and best answer, and the mob resorting to an avalanche of unmaths to bury the shame of their inferiority.
Thanks! You hauling the staff over the coals reminds me of my own behaviour in a past time...
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