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stewie

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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that darn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

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MathsIsFun

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Re: Sunday School

Thanks, stewie !

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Zach

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Re: Sunday School

-Laugh out loud-  Ah, it's funny and true.

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stewie

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Re: Sunday School

cheers guys

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Roraborealis

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Re: Sunday School

Very, very, very funny indeed!

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School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

stewie

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Re: Sunday School

indeed.

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Bree-Baby

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Re: Sunday School

That joke is really cool!!!!

Roraborealis

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Re: Sunday School

Everyone thinks so!

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School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Mr T

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Re: Sunday School

personally, i don't get it

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Roraborealis

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Re: Sunday School

I know you do.

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School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Mr T

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Re: Sunday School

no, really. i don't get it. as a devout catholic i don't feel th@ th@ is the sort of thing eve would say

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Sunday School

as a devoted protestant, i feel that that is the sort of thing eve would say so there

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jellyjumper

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Re: Sunday School

I like the joke and eve would not say that because sometimes we say that bad stuff.

deepak

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Re: Sunday School

HEY! GUYS DONT QUARREL ON THAT ! its just a joke . ......

Toast

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Re: Sunday School

no, really. i don't get it. as a devout catholic i don't feel th@ th@ is the sort of thing eve would say

Hehe, that's the point.