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#1 2007-02-26 11:32:06

power man
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Registered: 2006-12-26
Posts: 160

ansering system jokes pt 2

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. They are also very happy with their current phone service. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
lol roflol lol roflol


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#2 2007-02-26 12:29:39

brian001
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Registered: 2007-02-02
Posts: 16

Re: ansering system jokes pt 2

lol

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#3 2007-02-26 20:27:06

lightning
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Registered: 2007-02-26
Posts: 2,060

Re: ansering system jokes pt 2

roflol smile


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